Switched on the TV after a hard day’s work.
A rather steamy scene roused my slumbering eyes. Two hot chics, a long-haired brunette and a short-haired blond (pic on the right), plus an average-looking guy (not my picture) were making out.
I don’t exactly remember the lines but it went like these:
Guy (looking at the brunette while she was kissing the blond): Can’t you make her wet?
Brunette: (Looked a bit pissed; pride hurt. She was obviously the more lezbo of the two.)
Guy : So, how are we going to do this? Should I make love to you while you make love with her? (Whispering to the brunette’s ear.)
Brunette: No, you make love with her, while she makes love with me.
And so the brunette lay on the bed, while the blond bent over to give her the tongue. Meanwhile, the guy positioned himself behind the blond.
No, he didn’t pump right away. He was actually trying to open a wrapped condom.
Brunette: What’s that?
Guy: Uh, condom? Also known as rubber!
Brunette: We don’t want you to use it.
Guy: (Figured out what was going on.) Why is that when lesboz want to sleep with a guy, they just want to steal his sperms? No, this is not going to happen.
And so he hurriedly put his clothings on and left in haste.
I think he was a big time eejit.
These gorgeous women were looking for a sperm donor and I think a man should be generous enough to share what the good lord endowed him.
Well, that’s just me. You know, I was raised to be kind, especially to the needy.
